He’d met her at a bar uptown, and she seemed like a classy dame, but there was something odd about her.
When she’d said, “you know Lance, I’d really like to show you my sink, and you could play with the snake,” he thought it was just a euphemism.
But no. Horribly, no.
Alltop thinks euphemism is a kind of coughing disease. Awesome pic via Twisted Vintage. Originally published in November, 2010.