Interesting question, but I’m not convinced that swine flu is the next killer pandemic, mostly because of Kang’s Corollary.
You know Murphy’s Law, right: “Anything that can go wrong, will.”
Kang’s Corollary is: “Anything that can go wrong, will, unless the we can get the media to talk about it incessantly, in which case, something else will go even more horribly wrong.”
Wow, you really are a pessimist.
Realist, please. Besides, you’d have a dark side too if you’d conquered half the civilized universe just to end up as an advice columnist.
But to answer your question, if you have love in a time of cholera, I’d say the best thing for a time of swine flu is Tupperware Parties.
Next time: Is there any way to escape the digestive tract of a Megnomian Wonder Beast? I mean, other than the bad way?