Little Cindi Cyborg

Little Cindi CyborgThe best part about the Little Cindi Cyborg doll was that it was a great way to teach kids responsibility.

Not only was each Little Cindi Cyborg semi-sentient, she was outfitted with a hyper-plasma retainer and an ocular implant that allowed her to see into the infrared and ultraviolet spectra — this was especially helpful when playing “hide-and-seek” or hiding from the gigantic and ravenous CEOs that roam most planets of the Liquid Fermentation Galaxy.

On the down side, if your kids don’t feed her enough nutrient compound, then the Little Cindi Cyborg doll will become sluggish and whiny — right before she explodes in a hail of platinum implants and gobbets of Clonerrific(TM) flesh.

But once the lesson has been learned, the children might be ready for a puppy.

Alltop can’t keep a goldfish alive. Originally published in 2007.

From Toulouse Le Grandfig in the Land of the Future | Genius photo by Bistrosavage

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