This isn’t terrifying is it? He looks kinda fun, right? Sure, up until the point he starts to eat your face.

One of the mutations of the Bozo Virus that was most horrifying was the one that caused Buffoonabilism, a combination of intense clowning and an alarming desire to eat human flesh.  This mutation seemed to be limited to North America, primarily in the eastern United States, but there were some instances of it in Alberta, Canada as well.

The few remaining survivors the Clown Apocalypse report that these incidents would seem somewhat innocent and fun at the start, and then get really horrible, really fast.

First the Buffoonibals would be joking around with the other victims of the plague, doing pratfalls, stuffing themselves into small cars, and then you would hear The Laugh.

The Laugh, as all survivors of the Clown Apocalypse remember, is the sound victims of the disease made as they experienced either physical or emotional agony. Those infected by the Bozo Virus were unable to cry in pain, or scream, or make any other sounds except for high-pitched, insane laughter.

And they made it a lot when a Buffoonibals started munching on them.

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Read the other parts of Clown Apocalypse: Clown Apocalypse | The Day the Laughter Died | Moments of Hilarity | Beach Happies | The European Atrocity | The Sexy Cataclysm | Buffoonibilism | The Clownsickle

Alltop will never eat Lunchables again. NEW RELIGION, a photo by Neil Krug on Flickr. Originally published July 2012.