At the Skywalker Ranch, there was always a long lineup for the Princess Leia Ride, even when Stacy and her “Umbrella of Truth” was working it.
But is it art?
The non-educated delinquents (NEDs) of Narnia started acting like asses long before their transformation began.
Upside: this was actually an improvement and made them attractive to some women.
Downside: no place to hide a chib.
Alltop will slash ye’. schemie-centaurs, originally uploaded by kirsty.whiten.
Sorry, the video’s only available at College Humor. Nazis.
Alltop wishes it could breath fire.
As a form of travel, giant soap bubble is suited to Buddhist monks, toddlers, and whimsical characters from children’s stories.
It is not recommended for 60-year-old podiatrists with catastrophic waxy ear buildup and the inability to stand on a skein of soap and magic.
You certainly can’t hope to use a lawn chair. And if you wear socks with sandals you probably deserve to fall to your death anyway.
Alltop prefers glass elevators. Photo by h. kopdelaney.
Even when he was presented with evidence in the form of a somewhat amusing Belgian postcard, Claude refused to understand why no one took him seriously.
Alltop likes gourd.
Another genius idea from Lunchbreath Industries!
Alltop has a phone-smashing budget.
Then you’re old.
However, if you’re part of the demographic, then at least it will confirm that we knew how to be weird, years before the Internet. Of course, we had the Bomb to help us.
Alltop finds fallout quite exciting.
“Hi there Jeremy, you’re on the air.”
“Hi Sue. Long-time listener, first-time caller. I’m a big fan.”
“Thanks Jeremy, what did you want to talk about?”
“What if she’s not into your face?”
“In what way? Kissing?”
“No, like sitting on it in a way that she delivers up her everlasting soul to the Old One.”
“Jeremy, you’re making me hot just talking about it, so I suggest that you do the same with your girlfriend.”
“I will, Sue. Wait for my visit.”
[sound of static, embedded within it: the wail of a nameless dread]
Alltop finds nameless dread relaxing. 022 Cthulu, originally uploaded by dracorubio.
In times like these, you may believe that all is well. You may enjoy watching the Olympics, eating spam, or perhaps you have many Norwegian friends.
You may have the feeling that we live in the best of possible worlds. Given the possibilities, the vagaries of quantum mechanics, perhaps, you think to yourself, everything is right in the world.
These are reassuring fictions.
These fictions are propagated by a large number of clandestine groups, which run the affairs of the world from hidden bunkers, boardrooms, churches, and your medulla oblongata.
But not the Masons.
Alltop knows the secret handshake. Eyecatcher, originally uploaded by Robbert van der Steeg.
The party got out of hand roughly the same time Professor Lunchbender decided to create the “ultimate” knob robot.
Of course, you had to admire any affaire that required the services of the National Guard, even if they were unsuccessful and preventing an uncomfortably phallic technological singularity.
Bob (pictured in front) had at least died happy man.
