Meeptron the Bio-Destruction Bot looked out at the wasteland that once was Peoria and thought that his work had actually made it look nicer. Of course, he was programmed that way, so he couldn’t really help it. He thought about that little Red Juggernaut he’d met on Robo-Leave that summer. Gloria.
Yes, sweet Gloria. She was the kind of destructive cybernetic entity that he could see himself settling down with, and perhaps starting a family Bio-Destruction Juggernauts of their own. Of course, they’d have to build the manufactory themselves, because his boss sure wouldn’t help.
And he’d probably have to give up his dream of becoming lead dancer at the Voltron Mega-Kill Ballet. Meeptron sighed, powered up his plasma-death-beam array, and vaporized the puny humans which had survived his initial onslaught.
‘And he’d probably have to give up his dream of becoming lead dancer at the Voltron Mega-Kill Ballet’
Well nothing comes cheap does it.
So true…
“… looked out at the wasteland that once was Peoria and thought that his work had actually made it look nicer.”
My dad is from Peoria (Illinois). You’ve obviously been there too! 🙂
His name isn’t Meeptron is it?
Cause that would be weird.