Ah, Mr. Canoehead — Canada’s greatest aluminum-plated superhero, courtesy of The Frantics.
Episode 1: Genesis
Did you like that Mr. Canoehead’s brother (Ted) is carrying a TV on the portage? It’s funny because it’s true. I once saw someone portaging an actual oven, in addition to about 600 lbs of other crap.
Episode 2: Kung-Fu Nun!
More episodes here. Who the hell were the Frantics? [wiki] Why the hell don’t these guys have canoes fused to their heads? That would be cool! And a special hat tip to Karl Johanson for wasting my morning.