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Bathtime Follies

bathtime folliesBelinda was a notorious cheapskate, who was cloned from several ancient lines of DNA; not of any single species, Belinda’s genetic material was a chimera of strands originating with proto-humans from places that are evocative of myth, names to conjure past skinflint history with: Belgium, Holland, & Scotland.

This was pertinent because she refused to pay even the most perfunctory fee charged by the Suicide Booth Conglomerate.

Alltop is free! Originally published in August, 2007. From Toulouse Le Grandfig in the Land of the Future.

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