- You do not talk about baboon-washing club.
- You do not talk about baboon-washing club.
- If someone says “stop,” goes limp, or gets infected by a new strain of ebola, the baboon-wash is over.
- Only two guys to a baboon.
- One baboon at a time.
- No shirts, no shoes, no tetanus shots.
- Baboon-washes go on as long as they have to.
- If this is your first night at baboon-washing club, you have to wash a baboon.