Belinda was a notorious cheapskate, who was cloned from several ancient lines of DNA; not of any single species, Belinda’s genetic material was a chimera of strands originating with proto-humans from places that are evocative of myth, names to conjure past skinflint history with: Belgium, Holland, & Scotland.
This was pertinent because she refused to pay even the most perfunctory fee charged by the Suicide Booth Conglomerate.
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