Soccer is popular worldwide, but we don’t think this newest Chinese version is going to have the same success. We predict this demonstration sport won’t outlast the Beijing Olympics; there aren’t many countries that still have forced sterilization and abortion policies.
Our money is on the Chinese Communist Party team, which has the best record in the intra-China “one child (preferably male) only” league.
“Inspired” by:
US Dept. of State Country Reports (China)
More demonstration sports with the Beijing Olympic Mascots:
Tibetan Dissident Biathlon | Organ Relay | Hu Flung Falongong | Forced Sterilization Footy | Press Clubbing | 50-Meter Land Requisition Event
Bonfire of the Vanities #128
Welcome to this week’s edition of the Bonfire of the Vanities. I’m so excited to be the host as this is one of my favorite blog carnivals. Why? Where else can you make fun of what people have written and
[…] You can find a few of our own satirical take on the next Summer Olympics in our Beijing Olympic mascot series for new Chinese demonstration “sports”: Tibetan Dissident Bi-athalon, Organ Relay, Hu Flung Falun Gong? (pictured at left), Forced Sterilization Footy and Press Clubbing. […]