In her high school class yearbook, Brittany had been deemed “the most likely to be found dead in a dumpster”, but she had confounded her critics.
First she had joined the circus, where her extensive tattoos and devastating overbite had earned her the title “Brittany the Blighted Beauty of Body Modification.”
As a bona fide freak, Brittany had a certain dignity and gravitas. But she threw it away when she became the long-term courtesan of the Prince of Wales.