Does your robot rule, so to speak?

Hyper-Clones everywhere may be asking themselves, “sure I have a robot, but is it lethally well-endowed?”

Now you no longer have to worry about the embarrassment of a neuter robot filled with compassion or, God forbid, a total lack of equipment. Here at Por-No! Industries (A Division of Metro-Phallus), we have been working on the age-old problem of wankerless robotry for more than four hundred years, and we have finally developed the ultimate in death-dealing, tally-whackered self-directed automata: The Penetrator 15000.

Unlike the notoriously unstable Bio-Terminatron line of cyborgs, The Penetrator 15000 contains no biological or genetic components and has no vestige of human compassion. Not even the free-roaming CEOs of the NaziWorks home planet can make such a claim! And they are made of poly-impermeable chromindium steel, so they’re easy to clean afterward.

Warning: may permanently damage any unattended Pleasure Borgs. Not suitable for children, households with goats (an unresolved programming issue) and planetoids inhabited by paying customers.

Alltop is also made of poly-mpermeable chromindium steel — and funny. Originally published in 2007.

From Toulouse Le Grandfig in the Land of the Future | photo by Telstar