Forty-Seven Signs of the Apocalypse (#39)

From the Book of Libations

And in this time, there shall be a service created by the forces of darkness and it shall be unearthly and virtual, and the Unbelievers will call it Ebay. And unto the Heathen in the Land of Sinim, there shall be knock-off services, the shadow of a shadow.

Lo! The Sinim will be plagued with False Prophets, and the worst of these shall be Zhou. And he shall harvest the Saliva of the Virgins of Sinim. Abomination will be compounded by the Evils of Commerce. And Zhou will be forced to take the Spit of the Hotties off the market.

And he shall then gather the drool of the Virgins as they sleep. And sell that.

And there will be wailing. The sound of retching. And a great confusion.

Alltop is hocker of the of the occasional human expectoration. Originally published June 2009.