From the Book of Libations
And in this time, there will be a shadowy group who terrorize a distant land filled with fragrant cheeses and even more fragrant people. And they shall be Craven, these men of evil intent, and they shall wear masks made of sheep’s cloth, though they own no ungulates.
Verily, they will be misguided followers of the Prophet Noah, and will grow grapes, and turn their juice into wine, and bottle it, and then market it at modest profit. And when middle men and usurious shopkeepers import inferior vintages from the remote sandy lands of Kalif and Far Australis prices will drop, and the Craven shall be wroth.
And they shall don their heads with the hair of sheep, and they shall threaten the Holy with Violence, and the distant land of fragrant cheeses and even more fragrant people will live in dread.
Yea, they shall have inexpensive wine, but there will be fear.