Other weak efforts from the Man of Steel:
- Uses his pajamas as his costume: basically, he wears what his mommy sent him to Earth in.
- Changes into his costume in phone booth: couldn’t he use his super-speed to find a bathroom or something. Hell, he should be able to fly back to the Fortress of Solitude and back and still have time.
- Wears his costume UNDER his clothes: and if that wasn’t bad enough, he wears the costume under his street clothes.
- His “disguise” is ridiculous — a pair of glasses and a slouch. For the strongest being on the planet, that’s pretty weak.
I’m sure you’ll have lots of other instances. Please add them in the comments.
I have always had a deep distrust for this overtly goody two shoe “Man of Steel.â€
Why not, using a missile or something, affix Kryptonite to him while he is flying? He simultaneously loses his ability to fly and his “Man of Steel†powers.
-SPLAT!
Yep. Evan a tiny crumb of Kryptonite, atomized, right in front of his flight path, would be the end of him.
Physics rocks!
Top Five Reasons to Show Superman is Lazy
[5 He doesn’t want to spend the energy to argue with boss Perry
[4 He can’t buy contact lenses
[3 He finds it difficult to think of words to ask Lois to marry him
[2 He finds a disaster to save someone every time he has to file a news story
[1 Has only one outfit in his wardrobe