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Further evidence that Superman is the laziest superhero

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Other weak efforts from the Man of Steel:

  • Uses his pajamas as his costume: basically, he wears what his mommy sent him to Earth in.
  • Changes into his costume in phone booth: couldn’t he use his super-speed to find a bathroom or something. Hell, he should be able to fly back to the Fortress of Solitude and back and still have time.
  • Wears his costume UNDER his clothes: and if that wasn’t bad enough, he wears the costume under his street clothes.
  • His “disguise” is ridiculous — a pair of glasses and a slouch. For the strongest being on the planet, that’s pretty weak.

I’m sure you’ll have lots of other instances. Please add them in the comments.

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  1. I have always had a deep distrust for this overtly goody two shoe “Man of Steel.”

    Why not, using a missile or something, affix Kryptonite to him while he is flying? He simultaneously loses his ability to fly and his “Man of Steel” powers.


  2. Yep. Evan a tiny crumb of Kryptonite, atomized, right in front of his flight path, would be the end of him.

    Physics rocks!

  3. Top Five Reasons to Show Superman is Lazy

    [5 He doesn’t want to spend the energy to argue with boss Perry

    [4 He can’t buy contact lenses

    [3 He finds it difficult to think of words to ask Lois to marry him

    [2 He finds a disaster to save someone every time he has to file a news story

    [1 Has only one outfit in his wardrobe

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