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Early Adopter

an early adopteremptyJohn was starting to see the disadvantages of certain technologies; to whit, his all-in-one thermal eye-socket digital video, audio and pornograph implants were causing more than just a little radiation damage.

There was nothing they could do about their miniature schnauzer, Noodles, but the doctors said there was still some hope that his three children and wife, Yolanda, could be saved.

Then again, Noodles had been delicious.

Alltop and humor-blogs.com also enjoy pasta. Part of the Toulouse Le Grandfig collection. Photo by midiman. Originally published April, 2007.