“Hello Mrs. Biffy.”
“Hello Mr. Dingus-trap, how is business?”
“Very well thank you. The usual?”
“Thank you Mr. Dingus-trap. Except, today Larry is looking for something new.”
“Such as?”
“A player piano?”
“Oh, you’re in luck Mrs. Biffy, we just had one shipped in yesterday.”
“Yes, I see it’s beautiful. But will it fit in my ear?”
“Oh, I don’t see why not, Mrs. Biffy. It is a standard-sized player piano, after all, not the whopping great size I usually order in.”
“Excellent, then we’ll take that, and oh, yes, an extra half-pound of butter. Larry says he’d like to go spelunking later.”