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2010: How the Earth Ends

Bagel entering Earth's atmosphere

But somewhere out in the inky cold of space, there is one that our atmosphere cannot consume, that cannot be contained by even a lake of cream cheese.

An extinction-level bagel.

[From the Toulouse Le Grandfig Necrobiblia Collection]

Happy New Year!

Alltop and humor-blogs.com are hoarding lox even now. Originally published March 2006.


  1. […] From the collection: How the world ends | At the abbatoir | Gunter tries again | The love that dare not | Catholic school | Alonsy is late | Pure Lain Follies […]

  2. i just now that somehow, some way, tim hortons is behind this dastardly plot. afterall, they are canadian.

  3. Reverend, if you must use His name, please capitalize the T and the H. In this country, people have had their Timbits forceably removed for less than that. Yours in Glaze, Hav.

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