After seeing Watchmen, Sylvia and her best friend Pat were so excited by the film, they decided to become superheroes themselves.
Pat became “The Welder”, while Sylvia opted for a less constraining costume, styling herself simply: “The Blower”.
They didn’t fight much crime; instead, they spent most of their evening hours in a fruitless search for massive cerulean irradiated schlong. They did, however, acquire an arch-nemesis, they later called, “The Gonorreathor”.
I had to look up the word “cerulean.” Now I will forever associate it with Dr. Manhattan’s massive member.
I’m somewhat concerned you did not need to look up “Gonorreathor”.