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Nexium the "healing" purple pill

Nexium in a toiletIf by “healing” you mean severe diarrhea, crampy intestinal inflammation, colitis . . . and perhaps C. difficile and death by crapping.

Oh, right, there might be side effects too, including taste perversion, genital moniliasis and frequent stools. And no, that last doesn’t mean the kind you sit on at your favourite bar, and I don’t think the first means that you’re suddenly going to start wearing plaid suits.

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  1. OOOH I WANT SOME! ANY ANAL LEAKAGE? I LIKE ANAL LEAKAGE!

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