Professor Quippy: Spray-on condoms

This product may have some problems. Personally, I have a few. For starters, here are three phrases that one does not traditionally want to have associated with one’s tallywhacker:

• metal can insertion
• latex sprayed from nozzles
• optimized vulcanization process.

It’s from Germany, and, says the inventor: “we are very serious.”

As am I, as am I.