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Professor Quippy: Spray-on condoms

Professor QuippyThis product may have some problems. Personally, I have a few. For starters, here are three phrases that one does not traditionally want to have associated with one’s tallywhacker:

  • metal can insertion
  • latex sprayed from nozzles
  • optimized vulcanization process.

It’s from Germany, and, says the inventor: “we are very serious.”

As am I, as am I.