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Professor Quippy: Study shows the obvious

Professor QuippyAnother penetrating glance into the incredibly obvious: a new study shows that if a teenage watches too much TV, they are less likely graduate from high school.

Really? What a shocking revelation. I’m looking forward to the concurrent studies that show:

  • teenagers can be moody
  • the more bong hits, the lower the GPA
  • students who drink more than a fifth of JD a night are less likely to be the class Valedictorian.

Still, there is some disagreement about the study’s findings, and you can read the debate at the New Scientist.