Seven things that I guarantee won't matter in 70 years

So, you can just stop worrying, okay?

1. everything on that is trending on Twitter today
2. whether you look fat in those pants
3. Facebook
4. anything you watched on TMZ
5. that big meeting with marketing tomorrow
6. if you wrote a post on your blog today
7. your broken heart (it will be mended by then).

Alltop will also be irrelevant.