“Hi there Jeremy, you’re on the air.”
“Hi Sue. Long-time listener, first-time caller. I’m a big fan.”
“Thanks Jeremy, what did you want to talk about?”
“What if she’s not into your face?”
“In what way? Kissing?”
“No, like sitting on it in a way that she delivers up her everlasting soul to the Old One.”
“Jeremy, you’re making me hot just talking about it, so I suggest that you do the same with your girlfriend.”
“I will, Sue. Wait for my visit.”
[sound of static, embedded within it: the wail of a nameless dread]