Rule number one of monkey fight club is you turn on the humans!
A news story in the California Chronicle reports:
MONKEYS trained in the art of taekwondo turned on their handler – kicking his head in.
LoWung, 42, taught the martial art to primates so they could entertain crowds at a shopping centre in Nshi, China.
But shoppers found it even more entertaining when one sharp monkey floored him with a kick to the head.