This fully functional metro-wanker-clone helmet will render your enemies helpless with laughter, right before you incinerate their lower intestines. Two Gigilo-Hertz-powered ocular particle beams makes…
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If you happen to live on one of the many planets inhabited by CEOs, you may find yourself wondering: “how do I not get eaten?”…
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