drooling pinheads open their stories with the weather, or a prologue the passive voice is used by fatuous knobs corpulent prose-pederasts use a verb other…
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Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddamn right. Unless you were going all the way. Kurtz got off the boat. He split from the…
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(After Winning the First Post-Two-Party Presidential Election) Friends, Americans, Countrymen! Lend me your ears. I come to bury our two-party system, not praise it. I…
Comments closedAn Open Letter to Town Council Dear Councillors: Your town may have an emergency plan, a development plan, a health plan — it may even…
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