The Carnival of Satire (#58)

Welcome to this politics-free edition of the Carnival of Satire. This week’s carnival also features many new voices to our weekly festival of irony. We hope you enjoy it!

Bad news if you’re mantra includes an Om┞¢. YogaDawg has just learned that it has been Trademarked.

Gabe Recchia has the only post that comes close to politics this week, in: This is every negative campaign ad ever.

We enjoy books. We also like well-designed books (Thag especially likes books with soft, creamy paper.) We even enjoy bad book covers. Particularly with funny commentary, such as this one about Chewbacca, and this Penguin classic.

Daniel Brenton has some disturbing testimony on the UFO front, in an edition of his Round Files.

The Soft Rant lives up to its name admirably, with Dance Team Remixes Lead To ADHD and Eating Disorders.

General Kang was outraged that Mad Kane’s Humor Blog has produced its own Gift Giving Guide. He should just relax and admit that its all an homage to Dave Barry.

While shopping, you might take Surfer Sam and Friends up on a few suggestions for how to make it more fun. Or at least chaotic.

Bile, Snark, and Sneer thinks that the next time she’s out shopping, a certain “actress” might want to consider picking up some underwear.

Lunatic Wisdom – The World According to Jake Danger has some fine advice on How to Become a Religious Hypocrite in 10 Easy Lessons.

Phil’s Crazy Ramblings presents Microsoft Announces Production of New Zume Automobile.

And to takes us back into the void, Avant News has discovered The Armstrong Tautologies.

Thanks to everyone for submitting their satire, and thanks to these fine folks for helping us with webby-stuff: the Blog Carnival for their form; and the listings at the Ubercarnival, and at the Blog Carnival too.