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The Devil's Dictionary: The Skwib Updates: M


The Devil's UpdatesMARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two.

The Skwib Update:

MARRIAGE, n. A condition of misery that depending on your political affiliation, homosexuals should: have, never have, have but not be allowed to actually call marriage.