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The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Chewing the Scenery Edition)

image of mozes with lost power point slidesCharlton Heston presents his Moses in The Ten Commandments (tenth slide)

  • “So let it be written, So let it be done.”
  • “The Lord of Hosts will do battle for us. Behold his mighty hand.”
  • “So it shall be written, so it shall be done.”

Things to remember in Judah Ben Hur, by CH (second slide)

  • Messala and Ben Hur are old friends, very close.
  • Yes, look good in slave loincloth too.
  • Hear Jesus talk of forgiveness while on the cross: “I felt His voice take the sword out of my hand.” No, not ironic, you hippy.

Charlton presents his favourite lines from Planet of the Apes (only slide)

  • “Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!”
  • “You cut up his brain, you bloody baboon!”
  • “You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! God damn you all to hell!”

Heston shows: material I could really work with in Soylent Green (only slide)

  • “Soylent Green is people!”

Heston presents: I should have won an award for best performance (only slide)

  • “From my cold, dead hands.”

Inspired by Charlton Heston’s Birthday [October 4]