The Ghost of Marley presents “Boo” –> Slide 3
The Ghost of Marley presents “Boo” –> Slide 3- Investment strategies not helping me now
- Mostly wandering Earth in penitence
- Heavy chains and iron ledgers are not a fashion statement
- You’re next buddy.
The Ghost of Christmas Past presents “But are you bitter?” –> Slide 5
- So your Dad didn’t visit you at boarding school.
- And he called you a waste of oxygen.
- And the only person who loved you, your sister, died.
- But does that mean you should be such a wanker?
The Ghost of Christmas Present presents “Think of the children!” –> Slide 2
- Tiny Tim is so cute.
- He’s cute, and he’ll die!
- Do you want him to die?
- Your nephew thinks you could still change you know.
The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come presents “You Can Call Me Mr. Death” –> only slide
- Tiny Tim
- You
- = wormfood
Inspired by the original (first published December 19, 1843)