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The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Dr. Seuss Edition)

Cat in the HatA sentient and articulate goldfish presents “bad examples” –> Slide 2

  • don’t approve of chaos
  • suspicious of quantum box carried by cat
  • Things One and Two are clearly some kind of demented homunculi.

Grumpy floppy-eared creature presents “Dodgy Breakfast Foods” –> Slide 12

Green eggs & ham:

  • look freaky
  • smell strange
  • must be addictive (Sam-I-Am always seems waaay too excited about them)
  • probably some kind of genetic mutation.

Max presents “what the hell is going on?” –> Slide 6

  • Green Master seems angry about something
  • Smells good from Whoville
  • Wish we could go down there and eat stuff
  • Hey! We’re going!
  • The Green Master rocks, even when he ties crap to my head!

Anniversaries: Theodor Seuss Geisel born March 2, 1904, Cat in the Hat published 1957.