The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Ides of March Edition)

Julius Caesar Presents: Won’t Be King (slide 5)

• Don’t put that diadem around my shoulders
• Only King in Rome is Jupiter
• But you can call me King outside Italy
• What, you got a problem with that?

Spurinna the Soothsayer presents “ooooooo” (slide 1)

• Beware the Ides of March!
• Cue the spooky music!

Caesar Presents “What, me worry?” (only slide)

• Going to speak with the Senate at Pompey’s Theatre
• You see, soothsayer Spurinna, the Ides of March have come
• No problem.

Spurinna presents “you’re an idiot” (only slide)

• It’s the Ides all day, you pillock.

Marcus Brutus presents “anti-king device” (slide 1)

• Is this a stabby thing you can’t see behind you, Caesar of the Julia?

Marcus Brutus presents “anti-king device” (slide 2)

• Nope, can’t see it now, ’cause it’s in your back.

Marcus Brutus presents “anti-king device” (slide 5)

• And again.
• Thus always to tyrants, even if they may be my father.

Et tu Alltop? Shockingly, originally published in 2006!