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Twenty-Eight Tequilas Later

13 tequilas later

The party got out of hand roughly the same time Professor Lunchbender decided to create the “ultimate” robot.

Of course, you had to admire any affaire that required the services of the National Guard, even if they were unsuccessful and preventing an uncomfortably phallic technological singularity.

Bob (pictured in front) had at least died happy man.


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Alltop believes teledilldonics is myth. Originally published March, 2010.