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The Skwib — Mark A. Rayner’s irregular and explosive weblog, a daily sputtering of satire, comedy, and odd, odd fiction. Now with goofy pictures!

Ask General Kang: Will you vote in the Canadian federal election today?

Published May 2, 2011 By Mark A. Rayner

I find this democratic process of yours quaint and charming, so yes, I’ll be voting. It’s hard to believe I’ve been on this magnificent blue…

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The issue of social media fines: an open letter to Elections Canada

Published April 28, 2011 By Mark A. Rayner

Dear Elections Canada, This is a typical Canadian,voting without the benefitsof time travel. First of all, thank you for doing this job! I imagine it…

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I'm Thor!

Published April 27, 2011 By Mark A. Rayner

Love this! You may also like to check out my short story, “Rebranding Thor”, in Defenestration. Alltop is sore too.

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Beard mathematics

Published April 24, 2011 By Mark A. Rayner

This guy may be able to produce a chart, but he’ll never map the shoals of the female heart. Alltop is still working on its…

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