Hannibal Woncaweik passed on shortly after discovering the patent and blueprints for the Nostril-Stretching and Nose-Hair Clipping Device. He was bent on improving the design,…
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The Skwib — Mark A. Rayner’s irregular and explosive weblog, a daily sputtering of satire, comedy, and odd, odd fiction. Now with goofy pictures!
Chester was drunk on his own power and the length of his twin-focus, multi-plexiform, maxi-twilled lens. He especially enjoyed the way the lady’s track team…
Comments closedThe last time Zendrophon the Cruel had conquered the known universe, things hadn’t been so difficult. He’d had to deal with the X-crapion menace, and…
Comments closedShortly before opening night, Nancy Wiggenstern- plasticbucket-mopsweat- massivepants (nee Pithybush) discovered that her husband, Mr. Arthur Siddly Kramp-gotten Wiggenstern- plasticbucket- mopsweat-massivepants was having an affair…
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