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The Skwib — Mark A. Rayner’s irregular and explosive weblog, a daily sputtering of satire, comedy, and odd, odd fiction. Now with goofy pictures!

Ask General Kang: Do you think we should ban tasers?

Published March 11, 2014 By Mark A. Rayner

I believe that tasers are a barbaric technology. Not only are tasers an excruciating way to kill people, it seems to me that you should…

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The Unit Upgrade

Published March 7, 2014 By Mark A. Rayner

“Mr. President, we have to talk about the unit.” “What unit, Minister?” “Remember the regiment that was forgotten in the Peltarsh Mountains?” “Right. The unit…

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Salathial Turgid, Hanging Judge

Published March 5, 2014 By Mark A. Rayner

The O’Reilly Boys finally caught up with Old Judge Turgid at the Annual Pecos River Ride and Chili Jamboree. Salathial had hung their older brother…

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Ask General Kang: I’d like to increase the number of surveillance cameras in my city, but I’m having trouble getting my council to agree. Any advice for a mayor with ambitions?

Published March 3, 2014 By Mark A. Rayner

Surveillance cameras are a must for any would-be intergalactic overlord, which I assume is your ultimate goal. (Just as an aside, mayor is not the…

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