Sister Mary Xtron the Destroyer and her accompanist, Sister Mary Catherine Crudlik-Pamby (of the Space Ship BingePowder) will be in the Trans-Vatican this week for a limited engagement, entertaining His Hyper-Holiness, The Trans-Dimensional RoboPope, Lexnor Innocent III, and his Death Cardinals of Extreme Planetary Retribution.
They will be playing a selection of Sonic Penance Dirges from their latest Excruciation Album, in addition to some of their greatest hits such as “Sunday Universal Rosary Headcrushings Coming Down” and “Me and Bleemfrat McGee.”
After the concert, cake and laser scourgings will be served!
[…] Mark at The Skwib presents popes and nuns of the future: Sister Mary Xtron the Destroyer and her accompanist, Sister Mary Catherine Crudlik-Pamby (of the Space Ship BingePowder) will be in the Trans-Vatican this week for a limited engagement, entertaining His Hyper-Holiness, The Trans-Dimensional RoboPope, Lexnor Innocent III, and his Death Cardinals of Extreme Planetary Retribution. […]
So they brought back the folk mass. Interesting…
You never know what those cyber-pontiffs are going to try next.