Tweeting in two places may break my brain

And god help me if I ever get confused!

"When my brother and I go to the swinging singles bar, we look for the girls with the dog poopie on their shoes… " pic.twitter.com/ZUmCPUBjk4

— Mark A. Rayner (@markarayner) October 22, 2014

vs

Canada’s CBC News Shows What Thoughtful Breaking News Coverage Really Looks Like https://t.co/ZJisChT0dA

— MMJC at Western (@WesternUMMJC) October 22, 2014

Alltop has always been as funny as twain.