Our Universe: groundhog sees its shadow = 6 more weeks of winter.
Foofy Bum Universe: annual celebration of Lord Fuzzy’s victory over the Lizard Horde.
Zentropia Universe: day of the year when all rodents are allowed to drive.
It’s-in-the-hole! Universe: Bill Murray [praise be his name] emerges from his four-fold slumber and chooses what remakes will be permitted in Hollywood that year.
Universe of the Great Unnamed Ones: groundhog sees its shadow = 6 more eons of creeping dread.
