Now, I know it’s unfair to tar every TV news report with the same brush, particularly as the clip I’m going to show you comes from a Fox News affiliate. But still, it does kind of speak to the medium. I can just see how this went down in the newsroom:
Reporter: There’s this great story about a bear terrorizing this lady.
Producer: Can you get pictures of the bear? I don’t want a god-damned story about a bear without video of a frickin’ bear.
Reporter: No problem. I’m sure we’ll be able to get pictures.
Producer: Okay. If you’re going to waste the whole afternoon with a camera crew, we have to have pictures.
Reporter: Don’t worry. There will be a bear in the story.
You can find it here if the embed thingy doesn’t work. At least the report finally answers the question: “does a bear scat in the woods?”
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5C2gihnEkE[/youtube]
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Brilliant! Or at least brilliantly entertaining.
You know, if more TV news were like that, maybe I’d watch it.
My favourite part is when the “animate” the cutout bear.