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marvellous hairy, a novel in five fractals
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Mark's most recent novel

"... a funny, engaging novel about serious issues ..." --Bookscout

"... made me smile and think ..." --Kyle Muntz, Author of Voices

"... a weird little beast, a blending of the anything-for-a-laugh mentality of Douglas Adams with the experimental abandon of early Philip K. Dick ..." -- Corey Redekop, Author of Shelf Monkey

“ ...a vertiginous and free-wheeling narrative that brings satire to a juddering pitch.... appealing to the inner primate in all of us.” — Kane Xavier Faucher, Author of The Vicious Circulation of Dr. Catastrope

     
The Amadeus Net - cover showing Mozart
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Mark's first novel

"a comic dance in a post-apocalyptic utopia." --Deb Hamel, Book Blog

"Rayner’s flair for sustained humor, and compelling storytelling enhances the preposterous premises ..." -- Janet Paszkowski, Flash Me Magazine

"... pokes fun at a variety of modern trends and foibles, and ... does so wittily and entertainingly." --Donald D'Ammassa, Author of Narcissus

     
The Meanderings of the Emily Chesley Reading Circle
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A collection of history humor

“I now have indelibly burned onto my retinas the image of Emily cavorting about in the backwaters of some forgotten body of water, looking for her lost love … bethonged hindward parts bobbing up and down with each dive. I don’t know whether to thank or curse the writers… I am also now incredibly afraid of �fence wedgies’.” -–Don Muchow, Editor, Would That It Were

"If you're fond of Monty Python, generally, and Michael Palin's "Ripping Yarns" in particular, you'll likely enjoy this short book of humor which delightfully spoofs Victorian/Edwardian literature and contemporary literary scholarship." --Amazon reviewer

T-shirts

I have a variety of designs that you can choose from, fulfilled by CafePress and Wordans.

Mopironinzee -- the new hand game

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Monkey-Pirate-Robot-Ninja-Zombie

Why play rock-paper-scissors, or lame versions thereof, when you can experience the mind-bending fury of monkey-pirate-robot-ninja-zombie?

Learn more about the game at The Skwib.

Available in blue and red designs on a variety of colored shirts, and also available as a white design on a dark shirt.

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The Road Portable Meal Systems
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'The Road' Portable Meal Systems

Remember that scene from The Road? Have trouble getting it out of your head? Then you might as well make fun of it with this HIGHLY offense tee.

Check out the Vintage Ads of Fictional Futures contest that inspired this t-shirt. Design your own to win a prize!

     
My other t-shirt is a ferrariBuy from Cafe Press  

For fans of Marvellous Hairy, this is your chance to wear the t-shirt Nick does in the story. Release your inner surrealist!

Available in neon green from CafePress!

     
Naked SingularityBuy from Cafe Press
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Girl With Funky Hat About to Be Sucked Into a Naked Singularity

The ACTUAL title of this famous painting by Vermeer.

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Starry nightBuy from Cafe Press
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Close Encounters with the Slorg Men of Auculus VI

The real explanation for Van Gogh's famous painting, which many wrongly believe to be called "starry night"

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Other stuff

Slorg men mug