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Mozart’s birthday today

To celebrate, let’s play his famous requiem:

The Amadeus NetAnd then go check out The Amadeus Net, a novel in which I posit that:

  • the big guy never died
  • he toys with the idea of gender realignment
  • when not contemplating the snipping of his “sprouter”, he enjoys playing jazz
  • the composer is much beloved by the world’s first sentient city.

Paperback via ENC Press. Available as ebooks on Kindle and at Smashwords.

Alltop is the world’s first sentient humor aggregator. Thanks to Yareah Magazine for noting the date.

A bloody funny book, plus giveaways

First off, I’ve got to mention this glowing review of Marvellous Hairy on Goodreads:

My God this was a bloody funny book, a funny book with a potentially insanely important message for our greed driven so called civilisation that has buried our inner monkeys so deep that even our dreams are lacking because of it. Read the rest here…

You can get $3 off the cover price right now, details below. Or buy here on Amazon.

And secondly, if you’d like to check out my first novel, The Amadeus Net, you can enter in the Goodreads giveaway!

Alltop is always bloody funny, but it can’t help the way it looks.

Yet another NEW piece by Mozart discovered

The Amadeus NetAs you may know, I’ve written a novel in which Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is alive and well, and supporting himself by writing “lost” Mozart pieces.

Another one was discovered earlier this week in an attic in Austria. According to the BBC story, it was composed by a young Mozart and transcribed by his father, Leopold. It’s not his most brilliant work, but what do you want, the kid was 10.

No word yet on if there were orange fingerprints on it. (This is how Mozart’s secret is discovered in my story — his penchant for Cheezie-os while he composes.)

And now, the new Mozart piece:

The Amadeus Net is available as a paperback, direct from the publisher. Or as an ebook on Kindle or Smashwords.

Alltop always preferred Salieri. The swine.

Give a Little Monkeyjoy this holiday

If you’re still looking for gifts, both of my novels are available on Kindle for 99-cents — until the end of the year!

And yes, you can give a Kindle book as a gift. Just click on the “Give as a Gift” button on the right side of the screen when you get to Amazon.

Marvellous Hairy, a novel in five fractals The Amadeus Net

You can also get them in all other formats at Smashwords: Marvellous Hairy | The Amadeus Net.

And, of course, the dead tree versions are also available wherever books are sold online.

Alltop loves dead trees! Especially at Christmas.