Hannibal Woncaweik passed on shortly after discovering the patent and blueprints for the Nostril-Stretching and Nose-Hair Clipping Device. He was bent on improving the design, which had killed its inventor at the turn of the century.
When I say “passed on”, what I really mean is that he died in a horrible explosion of flesh, cartilage and
congealed nose hair.
Clearly, his redesign was every bit as lethal as the original.