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A traffic accident for the ages

I have a 1000 years of power! Iguana holding sword says.Perhaps I am not trying hard enough, but there is no way to enhance or satirize the story of this lunatic, who had a traffic accident, fled the scene and ran home. There he donned medieval armor, grabbed his longsword and a wooden mallet, and proclaimed to the police trying to arrest him: “I have a thousand years of power!”

Perhaps if while fleeing the scene of the accident he carried a chicken under his arm, that might make it funnier . . . no, an iguana. And instead of a long sword he had one of those He-Man, Defender of Greyskull Swords.