Ad hominem rules for writing

1. drooling pinheads open their stories with the weather, or a prologue
2. the passive voice is used by fatuous knobs
3. corpulent prose-pederasts use a verb other than “said” to carry dialog
4. (and only a complete asshole would use an adverb to modify “said”)
5. total wankers use parenthesis
6. pedantic drudges use jargon instead of everyday English words
7. mindless hacks and cheese-eaters use clichés
8. vacuous scribblers and moral degenerates have a “style”
9. only a massive wanker writes for any other reason than love
10. self-important plodders have rules

Funny fiction rules!

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