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Ask General Kang: Could I BE more sexy?

Ask General KangYes, yes you could.

You could be a female chimp of a certain age and inclination, and you could be in deep, chattering, pheromone-rich estrus.

But I suspect you’re actually asking, how could you be more sexy —

No, I’m asking it kind of rhetorically, actually. Sort of like the way Chandler might

What kind of nimrod asks a rhetorical question of an advice columnist? And who the hell is Chandler?

No don’t answer you hairless skin-sack, THAT was rhetorical too. How do you like it? Not so much I bet. Could you BE more of a fully bipedal over-craniumed wanker?

I will answer your question: think before you say something. Most people don’t find gross stupidity very appealing.

Next time: You seem like a very angry individual, yet you’ve been remarkably successful in your profession. How do you manage your all-encompassing simian rage and a career?

More laughable hominid rage available at humor-blogs.com and alltop.

3 Comments

  1. “Could you BE more of a fully bipedal over-craniumed wanker?”

    Honestly it would be tough, but I could give it a crack

  2. Alex, I believe you could. 🙂 m.

  3. It nice to have someone believe in me.

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