There are a few things you need to know before I can answer this question properly: 1) Über-chimps are physically incapable of crying standard tears…
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No, we have several holidays that are somewhat similar, but essentially we break your celebration into two components. And then we have one “thanksgiving” day…
2 CommentsThat question assumes that I would ever adopt such a foolish notion as a New Year’s resolution. As you are well aware, to be an…
3 CommentsWe had a similar custom on my homeworld, Neecknaw, but there we called them Slorg Wishes. Slorg was once the Overlord of our planet, back…
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