Ask General Kang: Did you have anything to do with the orangutan in Taiwan?

One orangutan goes on a rampage and you immediately assume I had something to do with it?

I’m offended.

I merely suggest to Professor Baktargula that he was being imprisoned by his captors in Taiwan at the behest of the mopeds. Who knew he was going to freak out and start lobbing Vespas at people dining out?

Next time: My face is on fire — is that normal?